laughing room
signs that it’s time to be a member of the CHAOS Red Nose Society
Feeling stuck in the ruts with the mucky mucks?
Need to be restored to sanity?
Feeling powerless without laughter—your life has become unmanageable?
Nothing seems funny anymore?
GET A POSITIVE ATTITUDE, it will change your life!!!!
- surround yourself with other positive thinkers!
- smile at everyone you meet
- laugh at yourself!
- practice laughing
- find humor in everything
- rephrase everything you say to have a positive message
Get a taste of CHAOS at home! Start your own CHAOS Red Nose Society with our kit 
affirmations
- Do you want to look good but haven't ever been able to find the right angle? Need to exercise but can't stay motivated? Well then try sauntering over to the window and laughing uncontrollably as your neighbors jog by. You will burn more calories in 30 seconds than they will in 3 minutes...unless of course they see you wearing your red nose...then they'll be laughing and running.
- What about relationships? Can't seem to make them work? Pick your date up with your red nose on. Or pick your nose with your red date on...I mean...nose which date to pick before you red the paper...oh, never mind.
- Are you a student or going through training at work? Does the flood of information get overwhelming? Simply apply a red nose...you can blame your lack of productivity on; "It was too hard to see past the end of my nose."
- Have you got some bad habits that you just can't quit? biting your toenails, staring aimlessly, picking your nose...well, actually we think picking your nose is a good habit. Especially if it's a red one. Or if you're picking one for someone else.
- Do business and money decisions seem to be more and more difficult in this intense economic environment? A red nose makes everything look brighter, and will help you learn to laugh at yourself!
- Even FAKING laughter when you don’t feel like laughing, will convince your body to produce the same levels of endorphins and cancer fighting agents to the body as a full fledged belly laugh…so fake it till you make it!
Does this sound like you? Get a CHAOS Red Nose Society kit and start your chapter today 